Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 350 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (120/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 5/20 (55/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/500 points)
Deliver your first piece of firewood
Kill a Specter
Score 1500 points
Score 3000 points
Deliver 5 pieces of wood
Score 5000 points
Score 7500 points
Score 15,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
How could you? NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!
You won! :3